Sunday, 27 January 2008

I F H B A H F F (still)

I really cannot stand bloody bono!

Here are just a few reasons why:

1. I hate his fucking face
2. He is a Tax dodger, despite being a dollar billionaire
3. His so called charity work is constantly exposed by African aid organisations as detrimental to the situation in Africa
4. He has chosen to be known by 'Bono Vox', the Latin for good voice, the actions of an egotistical prick.
5. He does not have a good voice.
6. He never takes his sunglasses off.
7. He contributed to Live Earth, an environmental event, but flew a fucking hat around the world.
8. He wears leather trousers, despite being podgy and middle aged
9. According to Thom Yorke (Radiohead), whenever they met world leaders together for Make Poverty History, whilst Thom Yorke was talking about reform, bono just acted like a buffoon, and posed for photos (such as making the frail John Paul II wear his stupid Fly sunglasses) making the actual negotiations next to impossible
10. They have made a church service based around their songs called the U2charist (blasphemy, surely?)
11. He gives Ireland a bad name
12. All of his fans are whining bastards

Also a few images to back up my feelings:



If you feel as I do, please join our facebook group:
'I Still Hate bono And His Fucking Face'
Our original group ('I Fucking Hate bono And His Fucking Face) had over 12,000 members but was closed down so we are recruiting new members

Remember, b**o is a cunt.

1 comment:

caribbeanchic said...

LMAO!!!!!! I'm not sure if you meant for this post to be funny but it really did me in. It's a good thing I'm not in the office. I woulda definitely outed myself and I'd be called into my Director's office for an uncomfortable chat on flagrant misuse of office internet privileges :D