The Voice Of An Angel

Oh Britney, Britney, Britney...

While we were never resting under the illusion that you were in possesion of The World's Greatest Singing Voice TM, this is still kind of atrocious:



I mean yeah, my voice would sound pretty shitty too if I was all out of breath. But then I don't earn millions of dollars from CD sales...

Shafted

Sad news that Sientologist Isaac Hayes died this week. Why couldn't it have been Tom Cruise instead...?

Hair Care

There's been a whole load of controversy over THAT L'Oreal advert featuring Beyonce... Not a good look by the way L'Oreal. You gave her jaundice. The yellowest picture I've ever seen...



However at least it detracts from the fact that they used a picture of a woman wearing some front lace wig to promote hair care products (natural hair care products)

False advertising surely...?

Joy Division

Out 25th August. Just in time for my birthday.

Put A Donk On It

The Blackout Crew: So appalling, I think they just gave my ears cancer





Kind of funny though...

"Fat as hell without cellulite / & I look well sick in a UV light"

!!!

Weezy :: Remixed

Please allow his horrendous outfit as he is clearly a very talented boy



...although waaay too much time on his hands!

Man needs to get LAID

Barack The Magnificent

Wow.

Sometimes a piece of music will come along that touches you so deeply your life is changed forever. This could be one of those moments...

So you're American & are preparing to vote in the upcoming presidential elections - what do you do? Research your candidate's policies maybe...? Wrong.
For all those swing voters who haven't quite made up their minds, this is sure to convince you.

Dutttywiiiiiiiiiiine!



Mighty Sparrow: Barack The Magnificent